What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do many women like tall men?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Which movies have the best endings?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What's your love story?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.